Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages, as well as my loyal viewers and readers. Welcome back to the greatest place to read writing. Today, I have a question for you all. Do you ever get that feeling? You know, the feeling that something or somebody is making you do something against your will? Ha ha. Me neither. *sweats nervously as … Continue reading Writing: Better Than Sliced Bread
Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Children of all ages. My name is Jared Muller, and today I welcome you to my blog. For those who are new, once again welcome. Take your coat or poncho off and stay a while. For those who follow me on a regular basis, welcome back to THE GREATEST BLOG IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! (Because it’s my world. … Continue reading Cinco de Mayo
(Note to reader: This is meant to bring joy through insanity. I know that there are more important problems than me not getting a single package. This is all for fun. Also, this looks much better as a word document.) Continue reading Mail Tale: A Tail About Mail
Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Children of all ages. Today I bring you a very sad tale. You all know of the somewhat deadly virus that has been going around recently, but its effects have gone too far this time. Allow me to explain. Easter: A time for family togetherness, a time for instilling the thrills of scavenger hunts into the hearts of the … Continue reading Passion Play Pandemonium
Hello and welcome to my viewers new and old. I hope that you are all doing well out there during this hilariously chaotic time. Are you surviving? Are you staying in doors? Well you should. Social distancing is apparently the key to the survival of what remains of the human race. If we all do our part, we will be let out of our houses … Continue reading Isolation Blog
Wouldn’t it be amazing if some people were born with a certain immunity to a particular ailment? You know, kind of like in a videogame? Well it seems as if that might be the case for African People. That’s right, you heard it here first, African People may be “genetically resistant” to the Coronavirus. Unfortunately, that is not now the world works. That is to … Continue reading Fact Check 3: Did Chinese Doctors Confirm African People Are “Genetically Resistant” to Coronavirus?
So, I am not that politically inclined. I have not been for about 4 ½ years now. (That is around the time that my dad died so, that might have something to do with it. You know, the news hasn’t been on much since then since he was the one who used to watch it all of the time.) So, basically, I don’t know what … Continue reading Political Meme Post:
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